Julia Song Is Undateable
By Susan Lee
On Sale: October
28, 2025
ISBN 9781335402523
Canary Street
Press Trade Paperback Original
$17.99 USD; 336
pages
ABOUT THE
BOOK:
CEO seeks
dating coach
Julia Song, CEO of Starlight Cosmetics, is at the height of her career. Then
why does she feel like such a failure? Maybe because she’s thirty and single,
with a terrible track record at dating. And in the eyes of her Korean family,
that is just unacceptable. It never really bothered her—that is until her
beloved grandmother drops the bomb that she is sick and her dying wish is for
Julia to get married. Impossible. So in a moment of weakness, Julia asks her
family for help. Set her up on three dates to help her find The One. But it
will never work—Julia is undateable. If only there was a coach for that…
Tae Kim knows about the weight of familial expectation. He’s currently
unemployed, living in his parents’ basement to care for his ill father. Sure,
he’s become somewhat of a fix-it man for the Korean community around town, but
that’s not a real job. And the pressure to get his life
together is getting to be too much. So when the Julia Song—his
childhood crush—asks for his help, it may be just the distraction he needs.
He’ll do whatever it takes, even coach her for these three dates. Problem is,
the more time they spend together and the closer they get, the more Tae wonders
if anyone is good enough for Julia…including him.
"Introspective,
funny, relatable, sexy—it's an absolutely perfect romance."
—Christina Lauren, New York Times bestselling author
of The Unhoneymooners
ABOUT THE
AUTHOR:
Susan Lee is the author of the critically acclaimed and reader favorite young adult romantic comedies SEOULMATES and THE NAME DROP. Her work has been featured in national outlets such as Buzzfeed, NPR, and Pop Sugar. Kirkus Reviews calls Susan’s voice “honest, fresh and thoughtful”. A graduate of UC San Diego, Susan built a career as an HR executive at some of today’s hottest companies, until she realized that writing stories was a more impactful and powerful form of resistance and change.
Now she
channels her energy into writing Happily Ever Afters for those historically
underrepresented in Romance. When she is not writing (or painfully
procrastinating from writing), Susan can be found down the rabbit holes of her
many obsessions including listening to Kpop, binge watching K-dramas,
collecting sneakers, building mechanical keyboards, and obsessing over her two
adorable, but ill-behaved chihuahuas.
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BRIBE BAGS
JULIA
SONG HATED being the center of attention.
So
standing here at the head of the conference table, expect-ant eyes of Very
Important People all on her, was pretty much torture.
But
Julia was the CEO of Starlight Cosmetics, this company was her baby, these VIPs
the executives she hired to help grow the business. And the news she had to
share with them was monumental.
She
scanned her memory for the advice from her executive coach for this kind of
situation. The only thing she could remember was, contrary to everything she’d
ever been told before in her life, never try to picture your audience naked. It
would make the nerves even worse.
And,
of course, now that’s all Julia could think of.
She
closed her eyes for a moment to clear her mind of all the unfortunate images
fighting to run through her head.
What
was that one thing her coach told her?
Squeeze
your butt cheeks to hold the plank. Wait, no, that was her abs coach.
If the recipe calls for garlic, double
it. Wrong again. That was her cooking coach.
Oh, screw it. What was the use of having
all these people to help Julia better herself when she couldn’t call upon the
advice when needed?
She
cleared her throat and decided to wing it.
“I
know you’re all busy, so I’ll make this quick. Look, it’s not how I wanted to
do this . . .”
Her
dream, rather, was to one day point at each of them and tell them an exorbitant
dollar amount for a bonus. Enough money for them to buy new homes in the hills
or on the beach, whichever they preferred.
“Wait—are
you firing us?” someone cried out from the other end of the table.
Julia’s
eyebrows shot up to her hairline. “What? No, of course not. Don’t be
ridiculous.”
Always
start with something personal and positive to get people excited about what
you’re going to say. Oh yeah, that’s the brilliant advice her coach had
mentioned.
“Oh gosh, I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean to
sound so ominous.” Julia quickly backtracked. “It’s just that, well, at the
risk of get-ting too squishy in a work meeting, I really wanted to thank you
all for taking a chance on me way back when all of this was just an idea in my
head.”
Julia swallowed the emotion building in
her throat as she looked around at the team she’d put together to lead this
company. They were the ones who took her idea to merge the best in the Korean
skincare market with the high demands of the US consumer and built what was now
one of the fastest- growing organic, clean K- beauty brands in America.
“I just want to tell you how much I
appreciate your hard work and loyalty. I don’t know that any of us anticipated
this kind of success. But honestly, none of it would have happened without each
and every one of you and your contribution. And now, I have some really great news.
As you know, Starlight’s Lotus Bamboo Essence was selected for Allure’s Best of
Beauty awards. Which was a dream come true for us. But it doesn’t end there.”
Julia inserted the dramatic pause her
public speaking coach had encouraged her to use. The looks of anticipation
around the room fueled her excitement.
“I’m thrilled to share that the same
Lotus Bamboo Essence has also been selected as one of this year’s Oprah’s
Favorite Things!”
There was a silent pause of shock,
followed by an eruption of applause and cheers, high fives, and hugs shared
around the table.
“We’ll need to reforecast sales
projections. We’re gonna blow up with the exposure . . .”
“We’re gonna have to update a comms
plan . . .”
“We have to think of how we add this to
the packaging design . . .”
“We need to make sure the supply chain
can handle the increased distribution . . .”
“Oprah still has major influence on Gen
X consumer spending. It’s a big win for a product . . .”
Yup, that was her team .
. . no- nonsense, capable, loyal, honest . . . and the
hardest- working, most talented people in the industry. And they were all
business, just like her.
Her chest swelled as she watched them
leave to get back to work, patting each other on the back as they walked out,
taking the noise with them.
Julia started this company at only
twenty- six years old. She’d disappointed her parents by changing her major
from pre- med to business administration. She lived off ramen and PB&J
sandwiches for a good year just to scrape by as she worked tirelessly to
research the hadn’t exactly welcomed her with open arms. And she stomached the
start- up community’s boys’ club as she tried to secure funding for the
company.
And four short years later, they were on
the verge of something huge. Hard work and dedication had brought them to this
level of success. So yeah, she was proud of them, proud of herself. And at only
thirty, she was finally in a position financially to take care of her family
without worry.
When the last person left her office,
Julia turned to look out the windows, the hustle and bustle of Santa Monica ten
floors below. She took a deep breath.
“That’s right, motherfuckers,” she
screamed, while pumping her fist. She shook her hips back and forth, adding in
some aggressive hair throws and, why the heck not, followed it with a body
roll. “Oh yeah, uh- huh . . .”
“Oh dear, that’s something I’m not
likely going to forget seeing.”
Record scratch.
Julia
halted her celebratory dance and quickly patted down her hair, trying to tuck
her I- knew- I’d- regret-these bangs behind her ear as her assistant, Annette,
entered the office.
“Unlike what your schedule says on
paper, you’ve only actually attended that hot yoga class once. Should you
really be try-ing to move your body like that?” Annette asked. “I wouldn’t want
you to hurt yourself.”
“You’re fired.”
Annette passed her the cup of black
coffee in the Morning Person mug that she knew was a lie, along with a
multivitamin and a probiotic. Breakfast of champions.
“Just remember that I know where the
bodies are hidden. Oh, and I have those pictures of you from that one holiday
party . . .”
“Okay, fine, you can stay,” Julia
conceded.
“Is it a good time to ask for a raise?”
Julia tried to shoot Annette a glare but
couldn’t keep back the smile. It was a secret to no one that Annette was
invaluable to the Starlight team, and most days she was the one bossing Julia
around. Julia shook her head and took a seat at her desk. “Can you forward the
O magazine email to the team so they know all the details?”
“You betcha,” Annette said. “Have you
told your folks yet?”
“No, not yet. I don’t think they’d even
understand what a big deal this is.”
“Make sure to tell them.” Annette wasn’t
only her assistant, she was also her work- mother as well. “Oh, and here is the
updated short list of investors we might want to approach for global expansion.
One bad meeting doesn’t have to halt progress.”
One bad meeting was an understatement.
The last time Julia had met with an investment firm for an informational
meeting, they kept asking about her significant other, driving home that they
were a family- run business built on traditional values. They looked at her as
young and inexperienced not because of her age— she knew plenty of male CEOs
who were thirty— but because she wasn’t married with children. In their eyes,
Julia wasn’t reliable because she wasn’t settled . . . settled
down, that is.
Her accomplishments, alone, weren’t
enough.
I’ll show them, she thought to herself as
she gritted her teeth. Julia grabbed the list from Annette with a little bit
more force than necessary and nodded. “Thanks.”
“Hey.” Annette softened her voice like
she so rarely ever did. The one word in that tone made Julia surprisingly
emotional. “It’s a good day, boss lady. You should be proud.” She patted Julia
on the shoulder before walking back to her desk just outside Julia’s office.
Excerpted from JULIA SONG IS UNDATEABLE by
Susan Lee. Copyright © 2025 by Susan Lee. Published by Canary Street Press, an imprint of
HarperCollins.



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